Danijuana Smoke

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

whitetiffany:

uneccesary

unneccessary

unnecessary

unecessary

the world may never know

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

gayboyband:

hell is a place full of people embarrassing themselves and you have to deal with the second hand embarrassment